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• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• /but what was the question?
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How the King Changed His Mind
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• This was not my going away party
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Things people put up their butts
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• here, but not here
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• not running from, but going to
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• I was going to marry Marty
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Dave, My Mind is Going
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• What's going on here?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Put Your Hand Here
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• You, standing
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Kilroy was here
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It was always hot here
• some say he was never here at all
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• At Least It Was Here
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child

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