Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "of course I don't always have fresh lemons. Usually I squeeze the lemon juice bottle. Close enough."

• honey lemon juice facial
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why fish is served with lemon juice
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Lemon juice
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• lemon fresh scent
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Astro City #5
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• you don't have to do this
• lemon curry (user)
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I don't have the time
• lemon curd
• Granita de Limone (Sicilian Lemon Ice)
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Sea lemon
• On the lemon
• Lemon-barbecued meat loaves
• lemon meringue pie
• I have always been burning
• The Lemon Kid
• lemon
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Don't work at a golf course
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I don't have a television set
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Close Enough to Kill
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Always have a backup
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Stoned music memories
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• We have had enough of your beige
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• first impressions don't always count
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• They have taken enough
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Water lemon
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Lemon game
• Lemon Sorbet
• When life gives you lemons
• fork a lemon
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Sherbet Lemons
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I have always hated begonias
• Don't stand so close to me
• drinking from a closed bottle
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You're not close enough
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• close enough to perfect
• Close enough for government work
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Baptist jokes
• you have to be close to catch it
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• The way things have always been done
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• You don't have to remember my name
• So you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• No, I don't have channel 11
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have any real problems
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't always want you to be nice
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We'll always have Paris

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