Findings:

• let me know who you are now.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• What Playboy taught me just now
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• You say you want to help me
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Help Me, Daddy
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• So help me God
• who me (user)
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• think of me now
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Frilly putty in me now
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Stop killing me now
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• God helps those who help themselves
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• me, now and again
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I Know Who Killed Me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• I miss those monsters dearly, compared to what haunts me now.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• The stranger who hates me
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Eat me beat me lady
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Please help me!
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• help me (user)
• Help me help you
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• god help me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Nothing can stop me now
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• lord help me, for i am weak
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• Hear me now
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Yes me, right now
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• May those who are born after me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• kill me now (user)
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food

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