Findings:
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- We are the same age but years apart
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- Films are way too expensive in current year
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Good from far, but far from good
- High school can kill you
- I don't feel the same way about you
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- Every Which Way but Loose
- Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- a used high school textbook 1904 edition of selections from Tennyson's Idylls of the King
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Things people put up their butts
- Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- not equals, but similar
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle
- the way fish heads run from rain
- Christmas is the same every year
- Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
- high school yearbook
- They don't touch me the same way
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- not running from, but going to
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- Love cookies
- same same, but different
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- High School Yearbook from the Manzanar Concentration Camp
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- On Receiving a Curious Shell, and a Copy of Verses, from the Same Ladies
- Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
- A View from the Year 3000
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
- New Learnings from the Pre-Industrial Ways of the Elves
- Same Time, Next Year
- Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- No two people read a measuring tape the same way
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- We're one, but we're not the same
- on their way to nowhere ever again
- How to give customers change
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- Adventures in veterinary school: Year One
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- It never rains but it pours
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
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