Findings:

• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How books get into libraries
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• how to get into UCLA
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• If only I could get into her head
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• Human Craig gets morning sickness
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How to avoid a car accident
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• A version of themselves
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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