Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- That would be me
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You mean the me that you would be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- We would return to one another
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- If your wish be to close me
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The Man Who Would Be King
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- OBAFGKM
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- The best kind of bartender
- We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Where would America be without Canada?
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- eternity would be boring
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- There can be only one
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Be gentle with me
- Just to see what it would be like
- That I Would Be Good
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- marry me and you'll be safe
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Tell me another lie
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I never thought it would be like this
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- Mind without body
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- A whimper would be fine
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Look siad me Be like me
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Things never were what they used to be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Let me be your fantasy
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- another me (user)
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- There will never be another you
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
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