Findings:
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The Way Things Go
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- on their way to nowhere ever again
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- It'd be an interesting way to go
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- The easiest way to get a job
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My new way to get there
- may their names be sung forever
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- And the stately ships go on to their haven under the hill
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- Things that could go wrong in 2014
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Life gets in the way of words
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Five ways Trump could still lose
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- I get to go to heaven!
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- our machines don't go that way
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- we could get lost in the fall
- What a Way to Go
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- You, who said I could always count on you, forever
- If only I could get into her head
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- Go out and get some fresh air
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Getting rid of start menu items
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- I could lie like this forever
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- Go get a pair of B-A Elevens
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Ways to get random numbers
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- Laziness is the way to go
- How to give customers change
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- Which way did the bicycle go?
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Way To Go Home
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- could
- I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
- I wish I could cry
- Because I could not Stop for Death
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The best kind of bartender
- I wish I could invent shit
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Could you give a little turtle a shot?
- If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- If I could let the universe swallow you whole
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- The Little Engine that Could
- I could make a habit out of you
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- i think i could love you
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- If I could do it all over again
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Things that could be
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- We could all be blind
- I could keep my sexuality private
- I could eat a horse
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- Sometimes I wish I could just not care
- I could not fire
- If you could see me cry
- Out of harm's way
- A remembrance day I wish I could forget
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I could hear her thoughts
- You said you could hear the galaxy
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- If I could be someone
- When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
- In the darkness, where we could barely see
- Solving a maze
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- The mountain could be home
- If I Could Say Mother
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
- Penis for a day
- Could AOL phone home?
- You could be so delicious
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- Could/can vs Would/will
- might could
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Society could use basic cable rebirth
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- The Princess No-one Could Silence
- They could have saved Kevin
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Farther than I could see
- If these walls could talk
- A monkey could direct epee
- Her face could make the ocean ache
- I wish I could burn like god
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- I could not leave it lonely.
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- the only comfort we could ever have
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