Findings:

• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Stoned music memories
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• You're never around when I need you
• When life gives you demons...
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Swing when you're winning
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Only when you're older
• Enjoy Life
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• It's a Hard Knock Life for a Cosmic Horror Cultist
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When you're alone
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Sing when you're winning
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When You're Evil
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Life is hard
• Hard liquor for a hard life
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When life gives you lemons
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• It's a Hard NOC Life (category)
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• When life changes forever
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• When life gives you shit
• sissies live a hard life
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• When Life Agrees With Us
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You know you're a geek when...
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• My Life and Hard Times
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• You're pretty when you cry
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're home alone
• You Enjoy Myself
• Share and enjoy!
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• enjoy tab (user)
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Learning To Enjoy Quiet
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• hard rock
• hard liquor
• hard
• Math is hard
• hard disk
• Mike's Hard Lemonade
• hard bop
• Hard core
• hard drive
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• News for the Hard of Hearing
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• hard boot
• Hard Candy
• Hard words
• Hard Boiled
• A Hard Day's Night
• hard leg
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Hard drives stolen from Los Alamos Labs
• hard contact keyboards
• some girls try too hard
• Hard Times
• Hard coding date-sensitive information in a handle
• hard limits
• random coolness on my hard drive
• You make it so hard to hate
• hard water
• hard shoulder
• hard up
• MTV uses hard links
• Why it is hard to sit in silence
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Hard and Soft Limits
• HTML-formatted hard links
• How many chickens?
• Brain Teaser
• Making meaning out of hard links
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• 10,000 RPM hard drives
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• hard count room
• It's Hard to Speak My Heart
• Hard alee
• Work hard and be nice
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Why realistic drawing is hard
• hard taco

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