Findings:
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I have a friend
- I have lots of gay friends
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Sally guests I have known
- Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Lord, have mercy
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Animals people have sex with
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- You have a big finger
- She's Gotta Have It
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I have a dream
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- When I have female children
- I have seen the elephant
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- How the mighty have fallen
- Making friends with your enemies
- you can't have it both ways
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Have I Got News for You
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- have
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have a nice day
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- What have you
- Have you found Jesus?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- The Friends and Enemies of Modern Music
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- You can't have everything
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Let them have Festivas
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- It's better to have loved and lost
- it's good to have a moose
- I must have three heads
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- From the Earth to the Moon: 10: One Enemy v. Twenty-Five Millions of Friends
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Why males have nipples
- Here We Have Idaho
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Sex with a chicken
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Haves and Have-Nots
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Questions I have had today
- I don't have a television set
- Let's all have an orgy!
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I have this delusion
- strangers, enemies, Friends
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Losing friends and winning enemies
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- We Have Explosive
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Front porch, what should have been said
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- institutions have lives of their own
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- I have no hair
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- I have no complaint
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- What have you been smoking?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- We're trying to have a baby
- I have a tricorn hat
- You have no socially redeeming value
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
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