Findings:
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- Look siad me Be like me
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- This isn't what it looks like
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- You look sane, motionless like that
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- it looks like rain
- If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
- The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
- Living Like Weasels
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- What is it like to have a soul?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- What do theorems look like?
- Did you mean for it to look like this?
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- What did Jesus look like?
- and the people look like flowers at last
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- doesn't look like anything to me
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- They didn't have the heart
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I would like to have emotions
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- What it's like to have cancer
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- It looks like you are writing a letter
- What it's like to have a community
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- A body that looks like a battlefield
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- Looks Like Rain
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- This is What Democracy Looks Like
- Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Be a model or just look like one
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- We Looked Like Giants
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
- Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
- Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- He Looked Like the Summer
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Never look like you're staring
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
- Why we have two ears
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- we'd like you better drugged
- The Walls have Ears
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I didn't change anything!
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
- We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Live Era '87-'93
- Political Parties that didn't quite make it
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- The drugs that didn't ease the pain
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- Why didn't Jesus remind you
- Redundancy in DNA
- It didn't work, Granberg!
- The pictures that I didn't take
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I didn't say you stole my watch
- Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
- We Didn't Start the Fire
- What she didn't say
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
- Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
- What Darwin Didn't Know
- as if he didn't exist
- Don't care didn't care
- I didn't smoke THAT much
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- the lady from Iowa didn't either
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
- Why We Didn't Become Physicists
- Didn't it Rain
- elephant ears
- ear piercing
- ear training
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
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