Findings:

• What kind of year have YOU had?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• What pornos would have us believe
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• How it would happen
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• based on events that may have happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• You stole what they would have given you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• he would have laughed
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• All the fairies have gone
• Books I have bought for next year
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had been hungry all the years
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Questions I have had today
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• if you have had your midnights
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like to have emotions
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Where have all the poets gone?
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Ten Years Gone
• Names I have acquired over the years
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• worse things have happened to better people
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• you would have been
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• That is a thing that might have happened
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• he would have cried
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Bernie would have won
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• gone
• He's Gone
• Monkey Gone to Heaven
• done gone
• To escape a house gone mad
• Goo Gone
• Shadow University: Political Correctness gone insane
• Church bulletins gone awry
• A life gone terribly wrong
• Gone in Sixty Seconds
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Jr. Gone Wild
• gone stoic in silence: ash and smoke and the wide sunk mud-iron landscape of forever
• all those days are gone
• A long time gone
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• The Wind Done Gone
• Girls Gone Wild
• Gone Sailing
• You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine
• Gone Fission
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
• The Queen is Gone
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - A Theatre Quest
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2: Electric Boogaloo (document)
• It's All Gone Pete Tong
• Since U Been Gone
• Gone Till November
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Seas gone sleepy and lonely for ships again
• Gone to Hell to fight the Devil
• the world is gone, I must carry you
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2006 - A Theatre Quest
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2006 - Theatre Quest Entries
• Gone In Sixty Seconds 2006 (document)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• anti gone (user)
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - A Theatre Quest
• Gone in Sixty Seconds 2007 - Theatre Quest Entries
• Pictures of a Gone World
• her today and gone tomorrow
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• For Roses Long Gone and For Roses Yet to Come
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone

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