Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i woke up on the floor of my room naked and I don't know how I got there"

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I don't know how to smile
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I know how many there are.
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• I don't wanna know (user)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You Don't Know Jack
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I don't know
• Don't Know Much
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Node what you don't know
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• we don't precisely know
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• What You Don't Know
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• you don't know my heart
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• We don't fly there anymore
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• you don't want to know
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• He don't know
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You don't know my GOD
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• They don't know what they're missing
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• dont know (user)
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don’t give up the ship!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• They don't know what I've done
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Sleep, There Are Snakes
• To June, from Eric
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• And I don't even know their names
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Don't wait up for me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• You don't know fear
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I dont know (user)
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't give up your day job
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I still don't even know you
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I Don't Know (user)
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't go there! (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.

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