Findings:
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I'm not old enough to love you
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- When you had left our pirate fold
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- When you want me and how you want me
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- how many more must die?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I'm sick of not knowing myself. I've had enough.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How many elephants
- I know how many there are.
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When five senses aren't enough
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I Thought I Had Enough
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Who what when where why & how
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How do you remember things?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- How many infinities are there?
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- You remember how to whistle don't you?
- How many special people change?
- Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
- Too many lemons and not enough limes
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- when did we forget how to play?
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- And That's How I Became a Labor Organizer
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How could you ever have enough?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- haven't you had enough?
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- When I was young Time had no wings
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- We have had enough of your beige
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I have had enough of Survivor
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many primes are there?
- How many keys on a piano?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- how many children are bedwetters
- How old are you?
- How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How many beans make five?
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How many grooves are on a record?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- When willpower isn't enough
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
- Large enough I had to count it in stones
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
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