Findings:
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- What is it like to be a bat?
- Running toward the edge
- Valour can be brown
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- I never thought it would be like this
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to be an asshole
- Be all that you can be
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I know what it's like to be dead
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- There can be only one
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- What life after death will really be like
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- TV can be a good thing
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How to be a good evil villain
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- We can be heroes
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- We Can Be Together
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- How to be a backstabber
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Automobile tire pressure
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Should high school be mandatory?
- How to be a troll
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Mind without body
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Goops and How to be Them
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- That'll Be the Day
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- It can be cold in the dark
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- How to be a terrible customer
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Knowledge can never be certain
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- What can be better than that?
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be monstrously shallow
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Children can be cruel
- How to be an improv musician
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- murder can be fun
- How to be a fuck-up
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Exes can be good things
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- How to be telekinetic
- University students can be really stupid
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- This poem can be put off no longer
- how to be a friend
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- What it's like to be in love
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be anonymous
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Be cool in college
- Be different, just like everyone else
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Be a model or just look like one
- Just to see what it would be like
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Look siad me Be like me
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- How To Be Good
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- No one can be totally logical
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
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