Findings:

• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Get a rise out of someone
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• how to get into UCLA
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If only I could get into her head
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• How books get into libraries
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How to avoid a car accident
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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