Findings:
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- Polish political parties
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I have made up a name for my disease
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Where the streets have no name
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Names have been changed
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- Names I have acquired over the years
- my religion doesn't have a name
- Names have power
- You don't have to remember my name
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- I have a friend
- Character names in Harry Potter
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I have lots of gay friends
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Telegraphic character names in science fiction
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Why males have nipples
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- When I have female children
- I have a dream
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have this delusion
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- We're trying to have a baby
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- It's better to have loved and lost
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- I have no faith in your God
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- institutions have lives of their own
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I have no complaint
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I must have three heads
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Lord, have mercy
- I don't have a television set
- Have I Got News for You
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- You have far too much time on your hands
- you can't have it both ways
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- You have a big finger
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have seen the elephant
- Have a buck
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- How the mighty have fallen
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- it's good to have a moose
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Sex with a chicken
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Here We Have Idaho
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Animals people have sex with
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Questions I have had today
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I have no hair
- Baptist jokes
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Sally guests I have known
- Front porch, what should have been said
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- You can't have everything
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- You have no socially redeeming value
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Let them have Festivas
- I have a tricorn hat
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