Findings:
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Up Your Ass
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- fuck up
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Here's To Shutting Up
- Fucked up Facts from History
- the things which pierce our abstractions point at true reality
- here's to waking up stronger
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Ken Lay
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- You Fucked Up!
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Lil Kid up in here (user)
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Up To Here
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Our computers are virtual machines in the real machine that is the universe
- We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- Technological advances take up more of our time
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- To get Xp CLICK HERE
- Fucked Up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- fucked up criteria (user)
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Fucked up ways to die
- People have fucked up before
- click here
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- How did I end up here?
- You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
- Morrison's Lament
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- Books to read before you give up on fantasy
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
- Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
- Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Blowing smoke up your ass
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- bad ass
- ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- The Ass and the Wolf
- The Goat and the Ass
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- How to wipe your ass
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- And the Ass Saw the Angel
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- The Wild Colonials
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
- thug ass nigga (user)
- hoss ass hole (user)
- haul ass
- Fat Ass (user)
- dumb ass (user)
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- show your ass (user)
- candy ass (user)
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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