Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "bosses who like to sneak up on you, stand behind you for five minutes, then ask you how your day is going"

• a series of months that lasted days, then minutes
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• And then one day you wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• How naked are we going to get?
• Brighten a worker's day in a wholesale store
• How many beans make five?
• five minutes ago
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• How to get your stuff voted up
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• End of the day bosses
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• How do ya like them apples?
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• how witches begin and end the day
• Five minute Chocolate Cake
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• five and a half minute hallway
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• Who's The Boss?
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Collision avoidance technique
• How to pick up men
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• How Everything is like Starship Troopers
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Thumbs Up going down
• How I envision my first day of college
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Like 'a Day
• The day my boss' cats disappeared
• Talk like a pirate day
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Like a day without sunshine
• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• How to condition your boss
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Local man, missing, as search enters day five
• How to make five popsicle sticks explode
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Five minute fudge
• The space that fits a restless girl for five minutes
• Five minutes of forever
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• How it's Going to Be
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Holding up a bank in Latin
• How to pick up women
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Like a Boss
• Who's Da Boss
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Five Years to the Day...
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Five Days in July
• How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
• Muck Up Day
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Five Days
• Don't give up your day job
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Who needs a day job?
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• pumping out bacteria-riddled bird meat like it’s discount day at a medieval plague market
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• food fight
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• How to make an orderly day without bells.
• How to make a quick five dollars
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Forgotten in Five Minutes
• Five Minute Ride
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Five minute bread
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Five Up
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Hey, how's it going?
• How Dare I Ask

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