Findings:
- To the world you're just one person
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- I want to hear about his day in person
- To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How to be a Better Person
- How Should A Person Be?
- you just might be evil
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- A story about a person I do not know
- You, standing
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- I Might Be Wrong
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Just be home in time for supper
- Can't we all just be friends?
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- A different way of thinking about the stars
- They Might Be Giants
- You might be a Mormon
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- You might be a '90s kid if
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- thinking about thinking
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- thinking about her
- You might be a moogle...
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
- What are you thinking about?
- I just want to be friends
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- You might be a Michigander
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Let's just be friends
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- The next life will be better
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- I just want to be a drummer
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Your god might be evil....
- Just Be
- Adam fell that men might be
- Beware! This might be reality!
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- It will never be just you
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Your dog might be evil...
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- we can all just be around other people
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Her smile, thinking about you
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Be a model or just look like one
- You're too young to be so old
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- All we need is just to be
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- You're too good to be human
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- Starving in the greenhouse
- You might be a Washingtonian
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Just to see what it would be like
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
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