Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "also maybe don't ditch your best friend for a talking sword and a bunch of hicks until you can leave a goodbye note"

• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• talking can only give you away
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Being married to your best friend
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• a letter to my best friend
• Best friends, for awhile
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Best of Friends
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• brandys best friend (user)
• My gay best friend
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Dating your best friend
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The day my best friend cried
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Why you're my best friend.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• On a former best friend
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Best friend
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• If you don't like it, leave
• Man's best friend
• Don't leave
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Some of my best friends are
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• Goodbye Cruel World
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• Brainy people make the best friends
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Best Friends Forever
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Some of my best friends are djs
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Best Friend (user)
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• to my best friend
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• My Best Friend's Sister
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• A book has always been my best friend
• Dead links in writeups
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How to find your new best friend
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• My best friend, Josh
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• A Boy's Best Friend
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• best friends
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Some of my best friends are...
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• My best dead friend
• Why put off until tomorrow what you can postpone indefinitely?.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Can we still be friends?
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Sex with your best friend
• The Sun Also Rises
• Among the virtues of mirrors is also that of revealing hidden and distant things
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• also (user)
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Hope for the best
• best moment of absolute peace
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors

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