Findings:
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- There Must Be Someone
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- College football must be preserved
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Five Years
- Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Last year's bitter loving must remain
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Be Five
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Attention must be paid
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- You must be living in a parallel universe
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- food fight
- Five is both even and odd
- if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
- five year mission
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
- Five years, three refractions
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Twenty five years in the trenches
- Must be a lesbian
- Five Million Years to Earth
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- Signs must be loud
- When you know things are just meant to be
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- Surgeons must be very careful
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I must die or be better
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- It must be New Years Eve again
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- God must be deaf
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- Why War must be permitted
- must be joking (user)
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- you must be the sponge to be the river
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
- The Ricks Must Be Crazy
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- all limitations must be overcome
- God must be living in the sea.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- Even Years Ago
- Passed pawns must be pushed
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Five Years to the Day...
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Five Years, Four Fronts
- The first five years of the war on terror
- The Last Five Years
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- to be obscure in a thousand years
- We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
- You know, we sold actual death for twenty five years.
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- The Year of the Linux Desktop
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
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