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• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don’t offer a lecture to someone who needs a hug.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Don't do that then!
• coffee cup
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• People who don't read
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Just Do It
• cup of coffee
• I don't know what to do with you
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• who do you think you are?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• you don't have to do this
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I just don't know when to quit.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• You just don't get it
• people who don't exist
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Ode to a Cup of Coffee
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't know what else to do
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• a 25 cent cup of coffee
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• the coffee is just water dressed in brown
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Rape committed by women
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• why don't you just?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Cup of Coffee #3
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Four of Cups
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• A simple cup of coffee
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Who do you love?
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Searching for signs of life in the bottom of a cup of cold coffee
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• I don't believe in anything
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Solidarity and fifty cents will get you a cup of coffee
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Those who can't do, teach
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• The Parable of the Coffee Cup and the Donut
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Capitalize, please
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up

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