Findings:
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- we are neither good nor evil. is a bowl good or evil?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- You're either with us or you're against us
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Potential or Reality?
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Lila or a Lie
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- For Better or For Worse
- or
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Live Free Or Die!
- paper or plastic
- Bobby Orr
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Jan Ors
- Queen or country?
- 54-40 or fight!
- Dead or Alive
- Take it or leave it
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- island or lake?
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- When writers use Latin
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Ten stars or so
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Taking your fiance's last name
- Animal, vegetable or mineral
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Is music written or discovered?
- Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
- Soup first, or noodles first?
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Now or Never
- Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
- Your place or mine?
- Our way or the highway
- Trick or treat
- Truth or Dare
- Red or Blue Pill
- Is language innate or learned?
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- more or less
- Spit or swallow?
- shift left (or right) logical
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Your Money or Your Life
- Be a model or just look like one
- Bikini or thong?
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Is this the last four years or what?
- or what?
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- indulgence or indictment
- In my craft or sullen art
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- any way, shape or form
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- can you cough, speak, or breathe?
- hydrate or die
- Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
- The Prime Mover, or God
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- I may or may not have been naked
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- and/or
- Bad command or file name
- male or female
- Portland, Oregon
- Skate or Die
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- To be or not to be
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- My country, right or wrong!
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Pair or Single
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Sew or Staple?
- Abused or neglected children
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- St. John's or St. John?
- sooner or later
- Squid or Sailor?
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- Cooking for One
- Either/Or
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- believe it or not
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Working hard, or hardly working?
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