Findings:
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- you just might be evil
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Your god might be evil....
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Laundry should be free
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I Might Be Wrong
- You might be a Mormon
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Your dog might be evil...
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- This node should be filled with bees!
- You might be a moogle...
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- stupidity should be painful
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- No threat should be taken lightly
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- Beware! This might be reality!
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Just be home in time for supper
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- It will never be just you
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- we can all just be around other people
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- You might be a Michigander
- Farmers' Market
- Let's just be friends
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- It should not be this complicated
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- You Should Be Sober
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Why should we be moral?
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Adam fell that men might be
- Just Be
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I just want to be a drummer
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- You are nice... be careful with that
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- All we need is just to be
- Be a model or just look like one
- Be careful what you wish for
- Should I be happy?
- Should I be sorry?
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Automobile tire pressure
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Children should be seen and not heard
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- I should be able to remember your face
- They Might Be Giants
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Food should not be luminous
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- What is and what should never be
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Things every child should be taught
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Surgeons must be very careful
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- AI should be our top priority.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- why you should never be a referee
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Chalant should be a word!
- Just to see what it would be like
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Be careful and don't fall down
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- Starving in the greenhouse
- You might be a Washingtonian
- I never asked to be born you know
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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