Findings:

• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• The morning I found my mother dead
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• found this morning
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• I woke up in occupied America.
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Dead links in writeups
• Growing Up Dead
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• 'just woke up' voice
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I woke up
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• and then I woke up
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Better Off Dead
• The Dead Parrot Sketch
• Dead Can Dance
• dead
• God is Dead
• Dead Cities
• Night of the Living Dead
• Dawn of the Dead
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
• dead end
• Dead or Alive
• Paul is dead
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• dead dog
• Grateful Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Dead Kennedys
• Drop Dead Fred
• mostly dead
• Dead Souls
• Red Sea Pedestrian
• Land of the Dead
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead Again
• Dead C
• Dead Sea Scrolls
• I love the dead
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Dead Puppies
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Nietzsche is Dead
• Dead Boys
• Day of the Dead
• Drink to the dead
• Festival of the Dead
• Play Dead Coffins
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Dead Sports Leagues
• Jah no dead
• Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
• pingouin is dead
• Dead beat
• Deads
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Dead God
• Lenny Bruce is Dead
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Dead Chicken (user)
• Bringing Out the Dead
• François is perhaps dead...
• Dead People Server
• neil's Book of the Dead
• Dead pigeon
• Dead ringer
• Dead spit
• Dead Heading
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• Kaspar is dead
• Live and Dead Metaphor
• The Quick and the Dead
• Woke capitalism
• dead (user)
• Dead Nazi
• Dead is dead, period
• dead code
• Spirits of the Dead
• The Dead Past
• Johnny and the Dead
• The Dead Man Walking
• From my cold dead hands
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Restless Dead
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• dead silent during sex
• Surah 75 The Rising of the Dead
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The Scream of the Dead
• Dead languages don't change
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Dead easy pasta salad
• Pinball is dead.
• The Dead Zone
• Reverend Dead Kitty (user)
• Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
• Dead cat bounce
• dead duck
• The Greek Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead at Thermopylae
• On the Spartan Dead
• Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
• No prayer for the dead gods
• dead in the flowers
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• Isle of the Dead
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• dead point
• Dead Man's Float
• To Kill a Dead Man

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