Findings:
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You know you're a geek when...
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- You're pretty when you cry
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- When you're home alone
- and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Sing when you're winning
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- When you're alone
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Swing when you're winning
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- when you're ready to touch me again
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- When You're Evil
- Only when you're older
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- if you're so evil eat this kitten
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- eat out
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Eat Me
- Who shall we eat?
- Don't shit where you eat
- The more you eat, the more there are
- Eat the rich
- Eat Static
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- Dog Eat Dog
- Meal, ready to eat
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- I will eat your soul
- It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
- How to eat a mango
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Good Eats
- You can't eat a flag
- You can eat sushi
- Jimmy Eat World
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- How to eat an artichoke
- The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- the meat we eat
- and I eat you alive
- Why dogs eat grass
- Let them eat cake
- Chipirones en su tinta
- I'd eat in that bathroom
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Watching you eat an apple
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Humans are designed to eat animals
- Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
- How to eat a shot glass
- Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
- How to eat an Oreo cookie
- Eat poop you cat
- In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
- Eat it, don't read it
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Do not eat
- The Curious Eat Themselves
- Can I eat him, boss?
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- Eat any good books lately?
- I will eat you slowly with kisses
- I Eat Weeds and Trees
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Eat the eyes first
- The proper way to eat a tompoes
- All you can eat
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Ready to eat jelly
- Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
- How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
- Eat The Runt
- Pete's Eats
- I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
- Eats, Shoots and Leaves
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Wog Eat Wog World
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
- Everybody Eat
- love to eat (user)
- eat me 2000 (user)
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Who eats what (e2poll)
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Just as the dogs eat bone
- Pet python eats Cambodian boy
- I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
- Tigers Eat Hearts
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- Eat shit or puke trying
- You eated my cookie?
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