Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Know your pets
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• People who carp about their jobs
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• People want what they cannot have
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Dead links in writeups
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• The Name List of Bulgarian Khans
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Who wants trident?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Using a command line
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Addressing others by their user names
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Names I have acquired over the years
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• i just want to know who i am
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Flaunting your sexuality
• My hands have lost their memory
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Why I want to have children
• Polish political parties
• institutions have lives of their own
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I have made up a name for my disease
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I want to have known
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• mailing list
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• He Knows Not Their Names
• on Linux mailing lists
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The Man Who Sold the World
• Capitalize, please
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• And I don't even know their names
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• come name their bone dance
• Who wants a down vote
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• The Man Who Sold A Ghost
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I want to have your abortion
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Type A blood
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Actors who have played Hitler
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• You, standing
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Names have power
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Names have been changed
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• No longer in my list of names
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• CASTRECL mailing list
• a list of atrocities done in your name
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• mailing list denizens
• my religion doesn't have a name
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Where the streets have no name
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Judging women by their books
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• may their names be sung forever
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves

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