Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Which, honestly kinda sounds like a bum deal. Who needs real humanity when you can look like one, AND still use magical powers?"

• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• like you're blind but still can see
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• This is what it sounds like
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• When I get like this
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• If the real world were like the internet
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• it looks like rain
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• the time I felt like a real man
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• We Looked Like Giants
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• sounds like an affliction
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Look siad me Be like me
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Jun, Kneller, like Morozova, need outside perspective
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Half-sour pickle
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• We Can all Die Like This
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• love like you don't need the money
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Electro-tango sounds like elevator music
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• and the people look like flowers at last
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• I liked the one with the whales
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• What did Jesus look like?
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I need something like smoking
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• This isn't what it looks like
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• i like my body when it is with your
• Sounding like a child
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• What do theorems look like?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• They'd smell what body to body sounds like
• Looks Like Rain
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Work like you don't need the money
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• just like mom used to make
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• We Use Words Like Mackadocious
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• It's almost like you're real
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Why I Still Like God
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I still like a bedtime story
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I like the sound of my own voice
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature

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