Findings:
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- When I'm at my computer.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I'm never getting drunk again
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I walk around when I'm high
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I know more when I'm alone
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Women want me when I'm taken
- legally drunk
- drunk driving
- get drunk
- Get drunk on History
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- Drunk mouse syndrome
- I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
- Drunk and refusing to stagger
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- Drunk Logic
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- Drunk in Manhattan
- drunk tank
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- drunk as a lord
- Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- please i drunk (user)
- modern drunk (user)
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- My first drunk
- love the drinker hate the drunk
- Could man be drunk for ever
- drunk and disorderly
- drunk mistakes
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- drunk dialing
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- being drunk
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- Mothers Against Drunk Driving
- Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
- Drunk Whale
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- Drunk History
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
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