Findings:
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I Want to Go Home!
- I don't want to go home
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I Want to Go Home
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
- he calls me girly (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Summer never answers when you call
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- You always feel it when I go
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- When The Levee Breaks
- He called me Sarah once
- Home run call
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- Planet Called Home
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- i want to go to bee hell
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
- Call by value return
- he calls me monster
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- When dolphins go bad
- What to do when your car breaks down
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Where I go when I masturbate
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Time to Go Home
- He never returned
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- When Your Heartstrings Break
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Munster, Go Home!
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He weaves his words
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- Once upon a place called home
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Go then. There are other worlds than these.
- When Clowns Go Bad
- When all the stars go out at night
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- She wanted to go to Paris
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- When the walls go down
- When frogs go bad
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 4: Go Home, Girl
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He's Leaving Home
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- What time do you call this, then?
- Zuigan calls his own master
- That phone call you don't want to make
- Why won't he call?
- When the Bough Breaks
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
- He called around 5:30
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- When a Bough Breaks
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- I'm always breathless when you call
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
- go home
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- she wants to kill and break hearts
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- I Still Call Australia Home
- when the sky breaks, and the raw power of the universe roars in every direction
- Where people go when people die
- You can never go home again
- Smoke a cigarette and go home
- Prospero breaks his staff
- coolio go home ha ha (user)
- And then you made the world go away for a little while
- When Running Jokes Go Bad
- Way To Go Home
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- When the Saints Go Marching In
- Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Never go home
- Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
- When two vowels go walking
- Go big or go home
- When you go, I sleep again
- You Can't Go Home Again
- When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
- When good cats go bald
- The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't want to go back to work
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- will you take me with you when you go?
- when you go, i will go
- how far do you want to go?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- Yanqui oppressor go home
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