Findings:
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- You, standing
- How long have you been in love with her?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- How long have you known?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How we were, before we were
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- I love you but I have to let you go
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- How we have grown apart
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How I came to love tea
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to make love to a virgin
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Sex in a small car
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to not fake aged paper
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Making paper angles
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- How to herd people in public
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Knots I have known and loved
- How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to get an A on your English paper
- Putting groceries in a paper bag
- How to write a love letter
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- How Deep Is Your Love
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Buying lingerie for your lover
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to "Have People"
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to have lesbian sex
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How to say "I love you"
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How Liquid Paper invented the local news
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How to fake aged paper
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to write a history term paper
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- How to tell if someone loves you
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How Strange, Innocence
- How we were, before you were
- how to nondestructively defeat a Scott toilet paper dispenser
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have an out of body experience
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- How could you ever have enough?
- Sex with a chicken
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to write an English paper and fail
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How I fell in love
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How do you love your ass?
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- How to Fall Out of Love
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Papermaking
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
- How Do I Love?
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How to BS a Term Paper
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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