Findings:
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Ways to Say you're done
- When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
- When water chokes you
- Sing when you're winning
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- People don't flail when they die
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- It's turtles all the way down
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- Happy When It Rains
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Dumb Ways to Die
- When I Die
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Is it finished when you die?
- Way down inside
- Never say die
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- What happens when we die?
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- Some better way to say goodbye
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- You're never around when I need you
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When celebrities die
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- What to do when your car breaks down
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- Fifteen Elvis ways to die
- A long way down reverses eventually
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- When Bobby Comes Down
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- Where people go when people die
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- Fucked up ways to die
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're alone
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- I'll explain it when you're older
- You know you're a geek when...
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- When you're home alone
- Swing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When first my way to fair I took
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- When a whale dies
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- When the walls go down
- Way Down East
- A Long Way Down
- When you kill people they die
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Kicking My Way Down To Hell (category)
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- Way Down on Street Level
- Attending an inauguration: the surest way to die
- If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- And When I Die
- When fog comes down the mountain
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- smile when you say that
- when someone you disliked dies
- Say When
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- ways to say someone is stupid
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Too much living is no way to die
- When the Pope says shit
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- Time flies when you're having fun
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- Fifteen Elvish ways to die
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