Findings:
- It has not been a wonderful day
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- The weight has been lifted
- Fucked Up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
- And then one day you wake up
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- For Every Day, I Wake Up.
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- A book has always been my best friend
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Fucked up ways to die
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- Don't give up your day job
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- People have fucked up before
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- My dog has been stolen
- How to find something which has been lost
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Time Has Come Today
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Your computer has been cracked
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Your IP address has been logged.
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- Attention has been paid
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- The ceiling of innovation has been reached
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
- The Day Today
- Today is the longest day of year
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- The sound of children screaming has been removed
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- Today is a Good Day to Die
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Has Been
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- Muck Up Day
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- fuck up
- Proximity Martini
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Fucked up Facts from History
- You Fucked Up!
- Shut The Fuck Up
- fucked up criteria (user)
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Ken Lay
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
- This has not been an easy year.
- The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Have you been a dad today?
- Oceania has never been at war
- Been
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Evolution is only a theory
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- It's All Been Done Before
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The path we have been walking
- It could have been me
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You've Been Framed
- Never Been Kissed
- I had been hungry all the years
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- The river gives up these objects randomly
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