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• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• How much money do you make?
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• two positives never make a negative
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• And if you do, make backups
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• How do you make a life matter?
• How do you make God laugh?
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• how to make coffee taste better without adding anything to it
• What sacrifices do soldiers make
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• There's no point unless you make one
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• do. make. live.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• The make do gift
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I never know what to do with my hands
• just because they never bothered to really do
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• If you can say something nice, do
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Do I want anything?
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Never Ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Violence never solved anything
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I don't believe in anything
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• Why onions make your eyes water
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• You can do anything
• Do Make Say Think
• Things to Make and Do
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• You'll never win anything with kids
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• I'd Do Anything
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• what desire will make foolish people do
• make do and mend
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Roller Derby
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• I'll do anything to pass
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Refuse to date anyone you work with
• A word from anyone's alien
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• What, if anything, is this meant to signify?
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• Capitalize, please
• anything muppet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• pineapple is good on anything
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• fake plastic anything
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• People will steal anything
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Anything That Moves
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You gained experience points!

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