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• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Who Will Be There
• Know your pets
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• It will be good when I am leader
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Flaunting your sexuality
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Hello? Who's There?
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Capitalize, please
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People who carp about their jobs
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• play dumb
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There Will Be Blood
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• There will be time
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Music need not be popular to be good
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• cat haters
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Using a command line
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Type A blood
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Dead links in writeups
• People who don't smoke will never die
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• all the cute guys will be there
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The People Who Used to Live There
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• There will never be another you
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Marks which will never be broken
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people

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