Findings:

• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• There was a little girl
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There Was No Leak
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Be there or be square
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• There is for madness-cruel or complying
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There was a cold day
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• A knock there was upon the door
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There Was A Friend
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a young lady of Riga
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Where's the kaboom?
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• One hour there was sunlight
• and there was this girl
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was there
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There was a baby in China
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• There was an Old Man on some rocks
• Once there was a way...
• There was always the blue of you
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• OR WAS IT
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• No shit, there I was
• there are no good or bad people
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• There was a rose that faded young
• There was an old lady
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was once a Man
• What's he building in there?
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Was There a Time
• There was a man and a woman
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There was a time before
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Was it ever there?
• Before you, there was me
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I remember, there was one
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Do or do not, there is no try
• salamander broiler
• turbo broiler
• In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
• Commons Building
• building mass
• James Clerk Maxwell Building
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Bridge Building
• Building a fort out of desks and computer boxes
• Building Houses
• City building game
• sick buildings
• Building without windows
• Home Insurance Building
• Building #19
• Building with Stone
• Equitable Building
• The Building
• Building Linux Clusters
• Building Blocks of Japanese Names
• Life Without Buildings
• Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building
• Green Building
• listed building
• Nationwide Building Society
• Yorkshire Building Society
• International Federation of Building and Woodworkers
• Building a wooden sailboat mast
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Building a Modern Soul: Michel Foucault on the effects of Enlightenment disciplinary reformation
• Building a table (for beginners)
• Peter B. Lewis Building
• Portland Public Services Building
• Creating a home for turtles: indoor habitat building
• Building the perfect narghila
• Tricorn centre
• RJ Reynolds Building
• Building content driven websites with a content management system
• pole building
• Junkbots, Bugbots and Bots on Wheels: Building Simple Robots with BEAM Technology
• The Little Building
• What's He Building?
• Building a home theater PC
• Seagram Building
• Church Building Society
• Building a patio from a book during largely unfavorable weather
• In a building made of bones
• Secret Fortress Building Inspection
• Building a PC

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