Findings:
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
- all the cute guys will be there
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He's a good guy friend
- The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- And yet he continues to sit there
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Works on contingency? No, money down!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- down in the quarry there is no noise
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- There is a panther stalks me down
- So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
- So there's this guy
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- What's he building in there?
- Down There
- What story down there awaits its end?
- dumbing down
- Down By Law
- Boogie Down Productions
- down
- go down
- down quark
- Two Atoms Walking down the Street
- first down
- settle down
- shut down
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- Down's Syndrome
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
- Batten down the hatches!
- kick down
- Xiu Xiu : The Sent Down Girl
- Your Method Works
- going down
- go down in history
- Play it down
- knocking a person down
- Break it down
- averaging down
- If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
- Down To This
- On the down low
- Chop down
- Flag down
- Down East Delight
- Down Under
- Down Under Snowball
- Down, not across
- down the road
- May your only son strike you down
- Broken Down Golf Cart
- System of a Down
- Like kicking dead whales down the beach
- Blow Down
- Fall down go boom
- The Devil Went Down to Georgia
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What to do when your car breaks down
- coming down
- heads down
- snarf down
- down on one knee
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Falling Down
- get right down to it
- taking down the advertising industry from the inside
- Slashdot is down
- I can't find my feeding tube
- Down in one
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- watered down
- Take Me Down
- Knuckle down
- Rolling Down to Old Maui
- Turning text upside down
- thumbs down
- Down and Out in Paris and London
- 3 Doors Down
- come down
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- The Bog Down In The Valley
- Daffy Down Dilly
- London Bridge is Falling Down
- dress down
- Trickle-down economics
- Windows is now shutting down
- Looking Up & Down
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- I can't stand up for falling down
- Plan for bringing down corporate fast food chains
- Why I like my old car that always breaks down
- Gravity really gets me down
- The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
- put down
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Burning Down
- You'd better sit down
- The World Turned Upside Down
- Dropped down, pulled out
- Let it out, break it down
- the worm crawling down my monitor
- Pimps Up, Ho's Down
- Cut down on alcohol
- Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
- Shut down Napster, not Metallica
- Why it's important to slow down in construction zones
- punch down
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
- Deep Down
- I come to you, defenses down
- Down in It
- Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
- Way Down on Street Level
- This will go down on your permanent record
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Staring down babies
- simmer down
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- Don't slow down
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Tear Down the Wall
- Wayside School is Falling Down
- down in the dumps
- Star of the County Down
- Down Home Blues
- I'm Down
- talk myself down
- Turd Flop Down M'leg (user)
- wind come on down
- Strutting down the street
- Never Let Me Down Again
- push it down
- My Wang never goes down
- Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
- Whacking down pears with my prick
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- turn that frown upside down
- Shutting Down
- The Rescuers Down Under
- down the drain
- Tearing it Down
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Somewhere Down the Crazy River
- As the towel begins to slide down your body
- Phoenix Down
- Lay me down in this long grass
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