Findings:
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- "Clockwork" (noun) - The mechanisms by which a clock functions.
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- All he left her was alone
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- some say he was never here at all
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- At least he was gentle
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Naughty by Nature
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I was raised by the French government
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- What was stolen by someone else
- Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- every secret thing was made by some one
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- More than he was willing to give
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He Was a Crook
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I married him because he was not mean
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He Was Only Joking
- He was found
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- the seven hills of Rome
- Which was what we wanted
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Saved by the Bell
- Chased by bears
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- virgin by choice
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
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- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- Zero divided by zero
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Bird by Bird
- Paint by Numbers
- Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
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