Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "She is like a St. Peter who should deliberately stand on his head for ten seconds and then expect to be canonised for it."

• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• why you should never be a referee
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• The man who refused to be King
• She could be a businesswoman
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Why should we be moral?
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• She was too beautiful to be human
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• I should be able to remember your face
• Farmers' Market
• What is and what should never be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Automobile tire pressure
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Food should not be luminous
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Who Will Be There
• AI should be our top priority.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Just to see what it would be like
• It should not be this complicated
• Chalant should be a word!
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• This node should be filled with bees!
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Rebeca Martinez
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The second chance you give could be your last
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• play dumb
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• What it's like to be in love
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• stupidity should be painful
• Things every child should be taught
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Laundry should be free
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Mind without body
• Should high school be mandatory?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Be a model or just look like one
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Look siad me Be like me
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• You Should Be Sober
• Hot pursuit
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Abbey Road should never be played on random

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