Findings:
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- She was free
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- How's she goin', by
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I was raised by the French government
- She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- She was locked in time
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- What the hell was she thinking?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- When she was bad
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- She knew what she was doing
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- She walked by his desk and left a nickel
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- What was stolen by someone else
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She was steady
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- She always was devious in her beauty
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- She was too beautiful to be human
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- She is and was
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Adder
- Sea adder
- half adder
- ripple adder
- carry lookahead adder
- The Bite of the Adder
- Mr Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky
- Bitten
- Bitten at the public library
- Once bitten twice shy
- Bitten to the quick
- North by Northwest
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- The change of Philomel, by the barbarous king
- People referred to by three initials
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- design by contract
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Noises made by birds in different languages
- Noises made by cats in different languages
- Noises made by cows in different languages
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- Noises made by roosters in different languages
- Words to live by
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- trial by ordeal
- Learning by doing
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
- Once By The Pacific
- Touched by An Angel
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
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