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• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Nobody for me but you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I'm Still Here
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.

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