Findings:
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The Man Who Grew Young
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Who shall we eat?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Foxes eat their children
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- When I was young
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Know your pets
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- When You and I Were Young, Maggie
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Who what when where why & how
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Hook 'em while they're young
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- America Eats its Young
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Capitalize, please
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Maids When You're Young
- When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- who vs. whom
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- Dead links in writeups
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Judging women by their books
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Flaunting your sexuality
- When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- When your mind races, who wins?
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- When We Were Very Young
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- When I was Fair and Young
- Who eats what (e2poll)
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- People who carp about their jobs
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- eat out
- Eat my Shorts
- Eat Me
- Eat Static
- I will eat your soul
- It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
- How to eat a mango
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Good Eats
- You can't eat a flag
- You can eat sushi
- Jimmy Eat World
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- How to eat an artichoke
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Humans are designed to eat animals
- Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
- Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
- How to eat an Oreo cookie
- Eat poop you cat
- In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
- Eat it, don't read it
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Do not eat
- Can I eat him, boss?
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- Eat any good books lately?
- I will eat you slowly with kisses
- I Eat Weeds and Trees
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Eat the eyes first
- The proper way to eat a tompoes
- All you can eat
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Just as the dogs eat bone
- as if you were again young and chasing a childhood sweetheart
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