Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Old enough to lay, but less than a year old, really. We just think of them as the babies."

• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• old chestnut: all but two
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• One year old
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• old books can tell more than one story
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• When the Year Grows Old
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• The Library Book
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I am eighteen years old
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm not old enough to love you
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• 15 years old
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• food fight
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• When I was ten years old
• 16 year old
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Old people just grow lonesome
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• More than just a song
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• let's not I said really let's just not
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I think I will break but I mend
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• a hundred years is not enough
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Child support is more than just money
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• just because they never bothered to really do
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• just think (user)
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• One year, just.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• We are the same age but years apart
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• A few, but enough.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist

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