Findings:
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have too much to say
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Stoned music memories
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- You, standing
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Men have feelings too
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have too many clothes
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- The Gone, Growing in Number
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- All the fairies have gone
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- What is it like to have a soul?
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- I would like to have emotions
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Have Your Say
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Where have all the poets gone?
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- when all the white horses have broken free
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- What it's like to have cancer
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- What it's like to have a community
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When I have female children
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- DRM gone too far
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- People have fucked up before
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I have a Little Dreidel
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Up and gone
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- A reason to drink
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When living we have need of Death
- and now it's gone like a dream
- And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
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