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• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The kind of nightmare people dream of
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• She's the kind of woman who
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Two people who are not touching
• the kind of people
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Different kinds of people
• Two kinds of music
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• In Downriver Factory Towns, People Are Looking For Hope in a New Kind of Smoke
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• There are only three kinds of people
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Two kinds of fat
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There are two kinds of questions: logical and empirical
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Know your pets
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• oh, Johnny Johnny Johnny, I want that kind of love
• Doctor Who
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• 24 Hour Party People
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Close Encounters of the Third Kind
• Fuck it or kill it
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• whoever kills me must finish my work
• Ron Kind
• Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Kind of Blue
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Kinds of energy
• What kind of day is this
• The best kind of bartender
• The best kind of tree
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• he wants us to be free
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Four hours passed, and as many people
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• The Eight Hour Work Day
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Guns kill people.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• It kills me to watch them go
• Wisconsin school shooter identified and Russian general killed
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Kind
• Guns don't kill people, headphones with cat-ears kill people.
• Kinds of intelligence
• Three of a kind
• Variation within kind
• Humboldt Kind
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Doctor Who Stories (category)
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• Doctor Who (category)
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• work hours
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• People Power in the Disco Hour
• he (or she)
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• When you kill people they die
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• 206
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed

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