Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Words Have No Meaning
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Atheists have no support group
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Heart, have no pity
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Kids have no concept of time
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I have no faith in your God
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have no idea!! (user)
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I have no hair
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Californians have no soul
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• A promise the forest made to the rain
• We Have No Moat
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no complaint
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Have you ever made a just man?
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have no power over me
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Computers have no sense of time
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They have no bones.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Our calendars have no meaning
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Where the streets have no name
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have no money and I must pay
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no output and I must scream
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• what real progress have we made?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• I promise you a place of no words
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• No, but I'll have a beer
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Demand Hope. Crave Adventure. Promise Thunder.
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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