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And when she came back she was nobody's wife
You never can tell
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
Seven words you can never say on television
I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
When she is talking to him
you can never quarantine the past
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
we can give up, but the world never will
Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
Never piss off a ballerina
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
i can feel your ghost when i'm alone
when god speaks, it is never one-sided
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
When water chokes you
And When She Sings
every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
It must be morning when she dreams.
Never coin a phrase if you can help it
Piero Manzoni
Who needs love when you can have death?
I never bend what I can break
How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
You mean she can
i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
you never can tell with bees
Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
She took a California tilt and never came back.
She had never kissed someone so old.
She was never mine. I always shared her.
You're never around when I need you
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
I would have liked thunder when she left
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
Never chew on a soda can tab
Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
When she died
Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
When I think of him now I can smell horses
Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
You can never be too rich or too thin
Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
Knowledge can never be certain
Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
How can I need kisses I have never felt?
When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
You can never really escape the fire
at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
When you are drunk, all you can see is light
You can never go home again
I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
You can never get away from yourself
You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
Something I Can Never Have
When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
When in Rome, Never Boil
Summer never answers when you call
How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
I never told you she stole my heart
She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
When she was bad
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
His face when she fell
Venus, when she is the evening star
She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
When can it end?
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
You can never become anything if you're not good at math
Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
Never trust anything that can think for itself
can of corn
WWIII can start in Afghanistan
Yan Can Cook
Star Wars cans hidden message
Be all that you can be
canned food
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
Water can
That is not dead which can eternal lie
I can eat a bicycle!
Linux can reduce your taxes
What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
Your smoking can harm others
Can porn appeal to women?
If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
I can eat a peach for hours
Jay Buhner can vomit at will
This poem can be put off no longer
My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
How many ways can you say "ginger"?
How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
tower of pop cans
What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
Push a can
There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
Can you hum a few bars?
Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
It's the Internet, I can do what I want
Smoking can kill you
can control
canned ham
Things you can tell just by looking at her
I can divide by zero
Language of the dead
Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
No one can be totally logical
Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
Tobacco smoke can harm your children

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