Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My dad knows how to work with spices but I never liked the stuff he uses. Thyme? Romsemary? Yech!"

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• He'll never know what he's missing
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• How stuff works
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• butt stuff
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• like you're blind but still can see
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i know you are but what am i
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Skim this life but never live
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He never returned
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He Knows Not Their Names
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• It never rains but it pours
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Hot pursuit
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• War is hell but men like it
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• we can give up, but the world never will
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened

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