Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Messenger duty. Usually consisting of me hiding and Leigh trying to make me do my job."

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• That one makes me scream, she said
• What you do to me
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• What makes me beautiful
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Your tears make me smile
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You Do Something To Me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• a subtle flavor of me hiding
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The music that makes me think of New York
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Do you know me?
• Make me care
• make me hurt you
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Don't Make Me Think
• Make Me Bad
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• The Devil made me do it
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do you think it's me?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• The Internet made me do it
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• simple answers make me insane
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Make me one of you
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Make Me Mommy
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Death makes me tired
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• And it makes me wonder
• graveyards make me wet
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Do you like me?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• you make me completely miserable
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• What Do I Do With Me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The full moon made me do it
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• How Do You Want Me?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Why Do You Love Me?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Leigh me (user)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• you make me think of death
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• math makes me smile
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Make me one with everything
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• make do and mend

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