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• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Look Back In Anger
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• When I look at you sideways
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Look Back
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I look better when I am wet
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Look Back in Angora
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• He never looked back
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• What do you see when you look up?
• you look so broken when you cry
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• Don't Look Back
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• This dress makes you look fat
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• I tried to pull you into my head
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Stoned music memories
• When living we have need of Death
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Oh look, breasts
• Look the other way
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• The Sheep Look Up
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Never look like you're staring
• Look at my feet in those mangoes
• Making Emacs look pretty
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Look mom, no hands!
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When the jungle took the city back
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• Four easy ways to improve your punching
• I must have three heads
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• when there's more hair on the floor than on one's head
• Made you look
• Open Look
• look
• Look out Haskell, it's real!
• looks
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The Look of Love
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• She stopped and took a second look
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• The Look
• windows where I can look out
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• look straight through you
• don't comment on my looks
• Last place you looked
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When I went back in time to kill you
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Back when our blood was still warm
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• have an easy fast
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I have female children
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Have you tried rebooting?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I have root on your head
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.

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